yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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