Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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