I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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