i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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