Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He? As in you personified your dick?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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