I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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