dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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