Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
