she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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