Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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