it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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