you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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