I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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