I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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