i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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