Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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