I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He felt like a one man threesome
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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