I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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