Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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