also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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