She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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