watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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