So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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