just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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