That's intense
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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