I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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