just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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