It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
