In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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