Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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