i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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