Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
nutella sex= disaster
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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