He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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