I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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