But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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