Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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