I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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