Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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