guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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