Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Girls should come with a carfax report
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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