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That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
ok first of all what the fuck
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