She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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