Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's rum buckets o'clock
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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