saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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