Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I have aggressive nipples.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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