Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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love makes seman taste better
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He's a Shit stain on my heart
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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