Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize
