if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Screwed.edu
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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