also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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