Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
People in love make me want to vomit
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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