how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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