Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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