ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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