The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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