she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize