that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
