I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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